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Sternest comment no.1

Scott was instant messaging with Sternest Meanings and had this exchange:

scott: you mock me with your anagrams.
Gracious! Yummy woman-hater.

Talk with Sternest Meanings in AIM (AIM ID: sternestmeanings) and send me his sternest responses.


god: and he hosted, and it did rain for forty days and forty nights
sternest meanings: That ironhanded, disdained. Trashy, dodgy or off infantry.

stern doesn't hold back --
Auto-reply: lil sleepy
Loyally puerile pest.

Bob: do not call me a womaniser, churl!
sternestmeanings: Hallowed, satanic commoner.

what about bestiality
sternestmeanings: A witty, absolute habit.

isblue: testing. how are you?
sternest: Ahoy! Generous twit.


Master Maurul (11:53:53 PM): That's hot.
sternestmeanings (11:53:54 PM): That's hot.

webuser: i'm leaving
sternest: I'm evil nag.
webuser: you got that right
sternest: Throaty, tough git.
webuser: how DARE you!
sternest: Whored a you.
webuser: do you never STOP?
sternest: Devour nosy poet.
webuser: i've a good mind to report this
sternest: Hardier, tempting voodooist.
webuser: have mercy!
sternest: Cave rhyme.
webuser: what?

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sternestmeanings 11:13 pm
Toadyism as weightiest heroine. Presume.

Nathan Klein 11:13 pm
hey! is that an insult to my weight?

sternestmeanings 11:13 pm
This wittiest, healthy young man.

Nathan Klein 11:13 pm
Aww, thank you

sternest: Hey there, stranger!
webuser: You're the stranger!
sternest: Younger shatterer.
webuser: Is shatterer a word?
sternest: Hoarsest, tawdrier.
webuser: I think you're stretching.
sternest: Nutty, high-risk erection.
webuser: Touche

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