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Sternest comment no.1

Scott was instant messaging with Sternest Meanings and had this exchange:

scott: you mock me with your anagrams.
sternestmeanings:
Gracious! Yummy woman-hater.

Talk with Sternest Meanings in AIM (AIM ID: sternestmeanings) and send me his sternest responses.

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god: and he hosted, and it did rain for forty days and forty nights
sternest meanings: That ironhanded, disdained. Trashy, dodgy or off infantry.

stern doesn't hold back --
Auto-reply: lil sleepy
Loyally puerile pest.

Bob: do not call me a womaniser, churl!
sternestmeanings: Hallowed, satanic commoner.

what about bestiality
sternestmeanings: A witty, absolute habit.

isblue: testing. how are you?
sternest: Ahoy! Generous twit.

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Master Maurul (11:53:53 PM): That's hot.
sternestmeanings (11:53:54 PM): That's hot.

webuser: i'm leaving
sternest: I'm evil nag.
webuser: you got that right
sternest: Throaty, tough git.
webuser: how DARE you!
sternest: Whored a you.
webuser: do you never STOP?
sternest: Devour nosy poet.
webuser: i've a good mind to report this
sternest: Hardier, tempting voodooist.
webuser: have mercy!
sternest: Cave rhyme.
webuser: what?

webuser: dirty whore
sternest: Worthy ride!

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webuser: Hi
webuser: ?
webuser: Answer me
sternest: Raw semen.
webuser: ..What the hell?!
sternest: Hell! The thaw.
webuser: What do i need to thaw?
sternest: Now a hot-headed twit.
webuser: How dare you!
sternest: Whored a you.
webuser: THE FUCK YOU DID!
sternest: Yuck! Thud of die.
webuser: You bitch
sternest: It, by ouch.
webuser: Are you trying to be funny?
sternest: Beauty! Young forty-niner.
webuser: OH YOU TREMENDOUS BASTARD
sternest: Burned-out, mad soothsayer.
webuser: I've heard enough about your mother
sternest: Yo-ho-ho! Huge, true bravado mutineer.
webuser: I agree entirely
sternest: Ingrately eerie.
webuser: Couldnt agree more
sternest: Conglomerate rude.
webuser: say what?
sternest: Hast way.
webuser: ..whatever, im gonna leave now
sternest: Now avenge evil woman-hater.
webuser: IM GOING, SHUT THE FUCK UP
sternest: Stuck-up if on huge might.
webuser: FUCK YOU
sternest: Yuck! UFO.

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