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Sternest Meanings

Meet Sternest Meanings.


He is an AIM Bot that I programmed using the JAIMBot API. His AIM ID is sternestmeanings. What he does is reply with anagrams of your message, which makes for some really funny conversations. Here's an example transcript:

me: hello there
sternestmeanings: Oh Hell! Tree.
me: what did you say?
sternestmeanings: I a shadowy duty.
me: hello again
sternestmeanings: Genial halo.
me: well thank you
sternestmeanings: Nuke hot wally.
me: what why nuke
sternestmeanings: Why! Weak hunt.
. . .

He should be online right now, so you can chat with him.

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me: your malapropisms are somewhat charming. are you single?

sternestmeanings: Hooray! I am a rumpless tapeworms. Ace ogreishly manuring.

Sternest Meanings is almost an anagram for "Internet Messages".

Did "Steerest meanings" lack oomph?

Close, but "Sternest Meanings" is an anagram for "instant messenger".

corkstah393: hittitititititsss
sternestmeanings: This tit, it is its tit.

sternest: Ahoy mate!
webuser: sup
sternest: I'll be brb. (Message is too short.)
webuser: lol
sternest: I don't know what to say. (Message is too short.)
webuser: uhh thank you
sternest: Okay! Huh! Hunt.
webuser: what?
sternest: Hmmm... (Message is too short.)
webuser: yeah whatever
sternest: Heavy weather.
webuser: no it isnt
sternest: Is not tin.
webuser: what isnt tin
webuser: hello?
sternest: Let me get back to you on that. (Message is too short.)
sternest: Twit in hasn't.
webuser: what the fuck is wrong with you?
sternest: Oh Wow! Wit if naughty huckster.
webuser: queer
sternest: Hmmm... (Message is too short.)
webuser: why do you keep saying that
sternest: OK weepy, toadyish naughty.
webuser: whos naughty? nobody is naughty
sternest: Bawdy, youngish thought annoys.
webuser: sick minded fuck
sternest: Fiends muck dick.
webuser: what the fuck?!
sternest: Hutch weak FT.
webuser: IM gunna stop saying stuff now
sternest: Unfussy wimp on of stagnating.
webuser: hey fuck you dickweed
sternest: Yucky if due chewed OK.
webuser: come here and say that
sternest: Arty hotheads menace.
webuser: ....
sternest: Huh? (Message must contain letters.)
webuser: what?
sternest: I'll be brb. (Message is too short.)
webuser: ok
sternest: Whatever you say! (Message is too short.)
webuser: i didn't say anything
sternest: Indignity and hasty.
webuser: who are you talking to?
sternest: Okay outline wart hog.
webuser: wart hog?
sternest: Warthog.
webuser: war thog?
sternest: Wart hog.
webuser: you're not helping
sternest: Eh! Erupting loony.
webuser: i dont know what that is
sternest: What-ho! Kind twit as not.
webuser: are you talking about me
sternest: Looking amateur beauty.
webuser: yeah, you like that amateur shit dont you
webuser: naughty little fuck
sternest: Hey You! Mutilate a shake authority. Dont.
sternest: Tackily fluent thug.
webuser: Dont what?
sternest: That down.
webuser: what down?
sternest: Wow hadn't.
webuser: hadnt what?
sternest: What hadn't.
webuser: shut up!
sternest: Surprising. (Message is too short.)
webuser: ok thats it
sternest: It task hot.
webuser: what are you horny or something
sternest: Yo-ho-ho! Warm tougher tyrannies.
webuser: tyrannies?
sternest: Tyrannise.
webuser: psyco bitch
sternest: Spicy botch.
webuser: hey thats a cool word, i might use that
sternest: White-hot or touchily massaged. That.
webuser: there is soemthing seriously wrong with you
sternest: Sinisterly mightiest whorehouse. Young row.
webuser: WTF?!!
sternest: Whatever you say! (Message is too short.)
webuser: whorehouse?
sternest: Use who hero.
webuser: i dont think this is appropriate for children
sternest: It is not prankish, atrophied pit. Rich fondler.
webuser: rich fondler/
sternest: Order flinch.
webuser: im giving you a red child safety rating for WOT
sternest: Shoddily if fumigatory grievance. Twit groan.
webuser: indecent fuck
sternest: I defunct neck.
webuser: i dont even wanna know what that is
sternest: What-ho! Innovate stank wanted win.
webuser: whats with sternest anyway
sternest: Yawns as swarthy twentieth.
webuser: that doesnt really answer my questionh
sternest: Showmanly steely retardant. Quit shone.
webuser: *question
sternest: In quotes.
webuser: no
webuser: question
webuser: i said whats with your name
webuser: sternest
sternest: Huh? (Message is too short.)
sternest: In quotes.
sternest: Rent sets.
sternest: It is unwashed, I am a worthy.
webuser: screw it
sternest: Wiser CT.
webuser: how can a name be unwashed?
sternest: A new, humane cow hand base.
webuser: o...k
sternest: Hmmm... (Message is too short.)
webuser: and youre worthy of this unwashed name?
sternest: The wishy-washy, unfounded orator. Name.
webuser: yes, name
sternest: As enemy.
webuser: no your name
webuser: not enemy
sternest: Manure on oy.
sternest: Net money.
webuser: manure money?
sternest: Anymore. Menu.
webuser: no
sternest: Whatever you say! (Message is too short.)
webuser: shut up
sternest: Okay?! (Message is too short.)
webuser: douche bad
sternest: Debauch do.
webuser: *bag
sternest: That's random. (Message is too short.)
webuser: youre random
sternest: Unready room.
webuser: *sigh*
sternest: Hmmm... (Message is too short.)
webuser: well cya i gotta have dinner
sternest: Innovate wealthily graced.
webuser: whatever
sternest: Eve wrath.
webuser: eh
sternest: Why? (Message is too short.)
webuser: exactly
sternest: Latex Cy.
webuser: cya
sternest: Whatever you say! (Message is too short.)

It was only about halfway i realised this was a bot, and it was only when i read the description on the side that he was putting my words in anagrams, which was at the end.

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